a-sorta-fairytale: get on my dick not my nerves
iceepr1ncess: literally nothing feels better than being loved by someone who hates everyone
deodrant: i dont understand how some fries can be longer than the average potato
shybat: lets put cute stickers on eachother and kiss
dankestrnemes: do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
Reblog if you have less than 8,000 followers
bootommo: i am gonna help you all get more followers i will promo in groups of 10 :) (so basically every 10 reblog i’ll promo)
twodent: waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
monomi045: The Hannibal fandom tho like they came outta no where one second everyone was just and then
temple-of-time: people who are already out of school
bandbutts: If masturbating while stoned isn’t called weed whacking I don’t know how to live my life anymore
mskneesocks: you’re the only one who understands me google
slightlysalty: Did you know that high school students today have about the same anxiety levels as insane asylum mental patients during the 1950’s?
they-call-me-wonder-woman: h0odrich: It’s mad depressing when u eat the last piece of candy but you didn’t look at the bag and realize it was the last one so you could truly appreciate it for what it was worth This speaks to me on a deep emotional level.
escapistaz: If we’re friends, there’s a 106% chance that I’m always petrified that you secretly hate me.
danimansutti: really nothing nicer than someone saying “saw this and thought of you”
doglets: actually all of my systems are nervous