Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…
They expect my reaction to be something like:
When really, my reaction is something like:
cat riding dog (wearing sunglasses)
that dog has a frickin cELL PHONE WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL IS THIS
someone who turned into his fursona
If your girlfriend has sexual intercourse with another girl. Is that considered cheating?
If I’m right handed and I punch you with my left, did I really hit you?
I’ll reblog this every time.
Lettuce is just crunchy water